Blitzed.org - Projects - Marky, the resident PyBorg bot
If you've ever encountered Marky in one of the channels on Blitzed, you'll know him for his witty, and often inappropriate, comments on anything and everything. This is because Marky is the only regular bot on Blitzed which speaks without being requested to do so.
Marky is a PyBorg bot, and learns to speak intelligably from what others around him say.
One day, it is assumed, Marky will be able to hold sensible conversations with the rest of the Blitzed users. Until that day, the users will just have to keep trying to learn how to communicate sensibly.
Marky - Sex God?
<Izzy> marky snog me!
<marky>Izzy: Only if you give head to crowley longtime..
<marky>Izzy: Only if you give head to crowley longtime..
<ron> marky lets have sex
<marky> ron: I'm off work tommorow, come over tommorow, i want sex, we can have sex.
<marky> ron: I'm off work tommorow, come over tommorow, i want sex, we can have sex.
<marky> J`: Slipped into me. "Oh yeah, fuck me, that feels great," todd panted. Encouraged, i increased my tempo and began to crow like chanticleer.
* J` coughs
* J` coughs
<marky> kjeevah: I just snorted coke up my smooth round bubble-butt. "Ross, go slow, ok? I've never done this before", i urged. I heard ross slap the lube on his dick.
<grifferz> night marky <marky> grifferz: That's just a stop sign on your face. Now you're my bitch. Suck my cock.
Marky - The Elite IT Guru
<marky> leE: I want you to be r00t.
<marky> ron: Linx is not trustworthy.
<marky> Crappy: On bahamut opers can always cover up for god.
<marky> Crappy: Dunno i r of the opinion that you can use to assess patch status for the usage of the
goblin king.
<marky> J`: Blitzed irc netwrk rulez j00r nutz.
Marky - Mathmatical Genius?
<tom> marky masturbate
<marky> > tom: Vector gradients, implicit differentiation in abstract space, higher order partial derivitives and taylor theorem in r^3 was mad.
<marky> > tom: Vector gradients, implicit differentiation in abstract space, higher order partial derivitives and taylor theorem in r^3 was mad.
<MrFridge> 10^12 is logical
<MrFridge> therefore british
<MrFridge> 10^9 is gay
<MrFridge> therefore american
<MrFridge> the prosecution rests
<IZS> Id have thouht 10^9 actually
<marky> IZS: 10^9 Is gay.
<MrFridge> therefore british
<MrFridge> 10^9 is gay
<MrFridge> therefore american
<MrFridge> the prosecution rests
<IZS> Id have thouht 10^9 actually
<marky> IZS: 10^9 Is gay.
Marky - Superstar
<tom> when will you sing, marky?
<marky> tom: Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
<marky> tom: Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
<Shad> that is such a great track
<marky> Shad: Track of the universe.
<marky> Shad: Track of the universe.
Marky - Talking Proper Like
<MrFridge> marky : alarums within
<marky> MrFridge: Cry "havoc!" and let slip the dogs and cats and duckbilled.
<marky> MrFridge: Cry "havoc!" and let slip the dogs and cats and duckbilled.
<marky> grifferz: Arse talk you, please rearrange :p.
<CrazySpence> how come marky seems to say more sensible things latley
<marky> CrazySpence: Mind's whole function is to go to a stop sign on your face. Now you're my bitch. Suck my cock.
<CrazySpence> nevermind
<marky> CrazySpence: Mind's whole function is to go to a stop sign on your face. Now you're my bitch. Suck my cock.
<CrazySpence> nevermind
09/10/01: More Marky Mayhem
<marky> tom: I got dunk and banged your mom.
<marky> ross: "Let the games begin!" whimpered the large-boned woman as the insatiable construction worker fondled her moist elbows and pounded his steel encased foot into her tire tracked furburger.
<craig> marky: have you ever killed someone?
<marky> craig: Yes yes yes.
<marky> craig: Yes yes yes.
<marky> ross: Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou?
<marky> swat: I think me and netscape6 are going to be online at the centre of the deaf in boston. Im going to bomb afghanistan.
08/10/01: Marky comes out with some serious stuff
<marky> leE: And he didn't like how it was when i was going to die. He had met her early in the room.
<marky> dg: Draw the line dividing laugh and scream.
<marky> therioman: I need to be cool.
<marky> dg: Just read the silmarillion.
<marky> therioman: Grifferz i am dead they have to do that tonight.
<marky> IZS: Don't be floodin slut!@ (talk to da hand cuz da bot aint listenin' #7: andy@laudanum.strugglers.net ignored.
<marky> therioman: Not content with destroying technology - she now destroys herself.
Classic Marky
<leE> marky marky ? Voulez vous couchez avec mois bitch?
<marky> leE: Je ne "bluff" pas avec vous.
<marky> leE: Je ne "bluff" pas avec vous.
<grifferz> - nononononono. e's resting.
<grifferz> - well if e's resting, I'll wake him up then!
<marky> grifferz: - The plumage doesn't come into it - e's stone dead!
<grifferz> - well if e's resting, I'll wake him up then!
<marky> grifferz: - The plumage doesn't come into it - e's stone dead!
<ben> you've only ever drank one can of pepsi?
<Crappy> and never drunk coke
<marky> Crappy: That is g31gh.
<Crappy> marky: :P
<marky> Crappy: I have drunk two litres of coke.
<Crappy> and never drunk coke
<marky> Crappy: That is g31gh.
<Crappy> marky: :P
<marky> Crappy: I have drunk two litres of coke.
<marky> Crappy: Get your finger outta your ass an start thinking about a hamster.
<marky> Crappy: Your goat has a large cock.
<ben> lets feed marky some of my poetry
<marky> ben: Hear that, i'm your daddy now bend over time for the sound.
<marky> ben: Hear that, i'm your daddy now bend over time for the sound.
<MrFrdige> marky is the infinite monkey!
<marky> MrFridge: Alarum within. Enter duncan, malcolm, donalbain, lennox, with attendants, meeting a bleeding sergeant.
<marky> MrFridge: Alarum within. Enter duncan, malcolm, donalbain, lennox, with attendants, meeting a bleeding sergeant.
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